Let’s face it–we’re absolutely crazy about our pups. So crazy, in fact, that sometimes we act a little weird around our canine companions. Whether it’s baking them special treats or talking to them like they’re wittle babies, you know that your non-dog crazy friends would totally tease you if they knew how you really treat your dog.
But that’s okay, we understand. For every weird little way you show your dog love, there’s another person out there who does the same thing. Here are 12 weird things we dog owners do that we try to keep secret–but don’t worry, your secret’s safe with us!
1. Give your dog a ton of weird nicknames.
Your friends may have heard you call your pup “Sweetie” or even “Fluffbutt,” they haven’t heard the more colorful nicknames like “Mushy Maggy Moo Moo ” or “Snugz-a-rooni.”
2. Talk to them like they’re the cutest wittle baby-wabies in the world!
But you just wuv your puppy wuppy so much!
3. Refer to yourself as “Mommy” or “Daddy.”
As in, “Daddy loves you” or “Give Mommy kisses!”
Davey James
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Siiii
Charlie Munday
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I don’t think it’s weird that people consider them self a “parent” to a dog we raise them we love them
We provide for them just like a human baby they’re a baby to many of us so therefor I am a dad
Stella Fowler
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Guilty
Brittany Winter Starkman
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#7 irks me. I love my baby girl (Jack Russell/German Shepard mix) and I wish I could take her everywhere, but we still need to respect those who have allergies to dogs. That is why I get so mad when I see people bring in their dogs to grocery stores and put them in their basket. Your dogs dander could cause someone’s asthma to be aggravated or the dogs dander could get on someone’s food. I’m very allergic to cats and I would lose it if I saw someone bring a cat into a grocery store. Unless the dog is outside of a cart with a service dog vest on it has no place in a place that sells or serves food.
Cookie Cantrella
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I know and love someone who can relate to almost all of these❤
Ron Baum
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Unfortunately not. But the dog is cute too !!
Sukhman Narwal
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Harneet Kaur Narwal
Henry St Germain
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God Bless Him !!
Dee Bowyer
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Guilty ❤️
Sue Smith
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Best sleep ever with a little snoring
Tam Fyffe
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Natasha Van Heerden
Mike Rose
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My guy takes up 3/4 of a king size bed but he’s always happy and so am I.
Maria Pelegrina
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Yesssssss. But I don’t bake cookies or order food for him. The rest, guilty!
Joni Andal
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Yep all but 2
Kate Macbeth-Abbott
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Rob Head
Helen Hatfield
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I do every single one of these
John Quebedeaux
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Jennifer Blasnick
Cathy Stone
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I’d never let my dog slobber all over my face. I love him dearly but that’s a big no no
Sarah Nicole
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Mel Creus
Roslyn Johnstone
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Suzi Plunkett can you relate
MAja Perkovic
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Totally true
Lindsey Dot Reid
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Nothing weird there! X
Jessica Greer
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Brittney-Alyce Pearce Hayden Ryan
Paul Smith
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Oh how I would love to be him right now,,,,lol
Kristen Craig
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Joanne Sheridan sure we can relate to every one of these xx
Ashley Miller
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Justin Kliskey Kim Hall Amanda McGowan Brittney Gustafson amiright
Kim Hall
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Guilty to all of the above.
Amanda McGowan
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Fact. Lilah is aka lubba. Lubba loo. Lub lub and fart butt.
Andrew Cao
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Jenny Leah
Korrine Stuart O'Brien
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Yes!!
Shane Adams
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Guilty as charged.
Liga Vevere
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Angela O’Mara Kenneally I love it ❤️
Cynthia Lane
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Torrie Lane
Korrine Stuart O'Brien
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Right? I could relate to
All them!! My favorite, sneaking your dog in places. I snuck Rambo everywhere.. Airplane, grocery store, hotels you name it haha
Monika Anna
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Lol Nunzio Fizza Fazzari too many of these are true!
Ara Danilo
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Yes
Heinz Teichmann
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Vanessa Teichmann
Sandy Bryant
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Yes yes
Jane O Hanlon
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All of these. Her favourite is sausage mcmuffin
Nunzio Fizza Fazzari
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Yup, at least 8 of the 11 haha.
John Petre
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